Thorfinn the Nicest Viking series Books 4 to 6 by David MacPhail

Author:David MacPhail [David MacPhail and Richard Morgan]
Language: eng
Format: epub
ISBN: 9781782502906
Publisher: Floris Books
Published: 2016-01-15T00:00:00+00:00

CHAPTER 11

It was another two days before Thorfinn spotted land on the horizon. There was very little food left and everyone’s bottoms had started to itch; they’d all been wearing the same underpants since they left Indgar.

“It’s the north coast of Scotland,” said Thorfinn, looking through his spyglass.

They skirted the coast for a bit, searching. Finally they came to a wide bay with a long, white, sandy beach.

“There they are!” cried someone, pointing to the sails of the raiders’ boats, anchored next to a sleepy village.

“Excellent!” said Harald, rubbing his hands. “Now we have them.”

The Indgar longship beached with a huge jolt. Dozens of angry Vikings led by Harald and Erik leapt off screaming, and charged towards the dunes.

They were expecting a full-scale battle. They were expecting to be met with arrows, spears and a wall of shields.

And they were certainly being fired at. Erik got whacked square in the face with something squidgy – it was definitely not an arrow.

“YARRGH! It’s rotten fish!” he cried, scraping a huge splat of brown goo from his cheek. “Vikings HATE fish!”

Volleys of putrid seafood were being launched at them from catapults beyond the dunes.

SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLAT! SPLATTTT!

“Fiends!” cried Sven, batting the slimy missiles away with his shield. “Who fires rotten food at noble Viking warriors?”

“Cowards!” snarled Wilfred.

“Renegades!” roared Hagar.

Harald swiped at the fish with his sword, slicing them in half, and raved, “You devils! You devils!”

Velda parried the fish away with high kicks. “HI-YAAA!”

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